I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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