why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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