Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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