If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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