what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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