Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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