i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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