is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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