i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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