yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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