# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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