He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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