Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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