Where did you get a picture of my penis
It's Friday. Sex?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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