Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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