Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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