just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
