I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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