i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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