found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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