her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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