Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Just high enough for therapy.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize