best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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