I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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