ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dear god my vagina.
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