The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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