East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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