I just googled if crying burns calories
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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