Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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