yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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