you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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