on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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