eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
NoShamevember. You game?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
