Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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