JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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