I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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