whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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