im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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