My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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