Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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