we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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