It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So many bounce houses so little time
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.