toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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