I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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