what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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