idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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