Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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