He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
