Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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