You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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