Porn is love you can see.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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