yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
A+ Viking dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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