hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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