pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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