she was so not down for the gang bang
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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