OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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