i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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