Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I wish my penis had an off switch
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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