I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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